The Lie Your Ex Told You

Another topic from Mix FM. I'll give a few.

Scenario 1:
My ex sent me to work (One Utama). He came down with me so we parked the car. When he came to pick me up. His eyes were red.

Lie 1 : My eyes got stung by the bee.
Fact: Nope. He was high on something.

So we went down to get the car and to my surprise, the car was at the same exact spot. I was like "Wow ! You got the same parking spot!"

Lie 2 : Yeah. I'm good like that. Eh, are the car keys with you ? 
Fact : A girl picked him up.

Scenario 2:
We were hanging out with friends and the friend was "smoking" and passed it to him.

Lie 3: I don't smoke.
Friend : Oh yeah. I forgot.

I didn't get it until we broke up.

Scenario 3:

Me: I need you. Can you come over ?
Lie 4: Oh I gotta help my mother clean the house.
Fact: He went out with his friends until 2-3 in the morning.

Scenario 4:

This happened when FB was new. I was exploring FB and stumbled upon my ex's FB page which I didn't know he had. Saw many pictures of clubbing nights with some girls.

Thanks to FB, if not I would not have known.

Let's say that is Lie #5.

Scenario 5:

My ex left his FB open. Big mistake. Found many chat messages with different girls. Flirting, tryna have a cyber sex,etc. I saw one where he gave his home address.

Lie 6: I was just testing her.

MY ASS !

Scenario 6:

The ultimate lie

My ex borrowed my car to go clubbing with his friends.

Lie 7: Didn't bring me because he said it's boys night out.

A friend told me that another girl posted a status saying that she had a damn good night with a few boys. My ex included.

Told him before that I need to use the car at 10 am but he didn't return until 12pm. So I asked him why was he late and why didn't he pick up my call.

Lie 8: Oh I had to send my friends back home - Which could be true but maybe only at 10 that morning. He was supposed to send back the car way before.

And on the reason why he didn't pick up my call - "Because I know you're gonna act crazy like this"

Asshole.

Above are lies from different people. I have many more but I can't recall. It's all in the past now.